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Hello, everypony! Feel free to ask me questions here, I shall try my best to answer them.
To my dear loyal subject Rarity. What is a world without balance? A night without day, a yin without yang, a diamond without luster. I can take away the heat, but to balance it out, you must take away something cold. I will reduce the temperature by one degree for every quart of ice cream you consume in the next 24 hours. No outside help allowed. Pretend that one of your designs was rejected by Fancypants - I believe that is conducive to the task at hand. Signed, Princess Tr- er, Celestia

Rarity examined the letter. It didn’t seem like something that Celestia would write. She tucked the letter away to have Twilight take a look at later.

"Wait a second. Princess Tr-?”

"There’s only one pony I know who would call herself a princess whose name starts like that."


Dear Princess Celestia,

Could you possibly make the temperature a bit cooler? One appreciates the summer, of course, but not while perspiring, and certainly not when there are no swimming areas open.

I haven’t been very active lately because I’ve been caught up in some online games and such.

Don’t worry, my dears. I’m still here. *crazy laughter*

((Out of fabric: Curse you, Minecraft and facebook games! CURSE YOU!))

Rarity, You're Human.

"I know, dearie. I know."

*Suddenly, I get sent crashing through the door, as I get up I turn to the currently human Rarity* Not even gonna bother asking.. *Wipes some blood off of chin*

"You’re hurt!"

"And my DOOR! You RUFFIAN!"

((Out of fabric: We really need some confused human Rarity screenshots, there are far too few of them out there. Something like a human version of

should do the trick. Best I could find was

And that’s more of a “Meh.” look.))

*Once a few other nonnies get up close though* You want my fist and your faces acquainted?! Okay, say hello to my little friends!!! *The sound of brawling can be heard outside*

"Whatever’s going on outside sounds painful."

How are you taking to wearing clothes almost 24/7? How does it compare to ponykind generally just strutting around in their birthday fur?

"Well, as a fashionista, I’m taking to it quite well. However, if it had happened to, say, Applejack…"

"On second thought, let’s not go there. This IS supposed to be a safe for work blog, after all."

What do you think of your human body?

"It’s a bit odd to get used to, I must admit, but it does have some perks."

"Although I do miss my magic."

*Whips out a revolver* Come and get some! *Immediately shoots down a couple of nonnies*

Rarity attempted to keep Sweetie Belle from going out to see what the commotion was outside. After all, she WAS too young to see THAT sort of thing.

M!A-You are human for 30 days. What do you think?

"Wait, what?"


"Well, this will be interesting…"